Come with us to the parish church of St Mary's in Little Seething and listen awhile to the sad tale of the Revd Aubrey Wetheringsett. Having given the best years of his life to his vocation our unfortunate holy man finds himself struck down with a terrible, trouser-bending obsession for none other than the magnificently upholstered Mrs Margaret Henderson, widow of the parish. A tale of unrequited love, lost youth and hassocks: The Ballad of Mrs Henderson
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NB: Adam gets the chance to wig out on his rock and roll organism while Mark tortures a cheap electric guitar to death with a second hand fuzz pedal - no farmyard animals where harmed in the making of this track although some were mildly inconvenienced.
Deep in the heart of the souk, a mysterious secret is revealed to our intrepid explorers. As their minds drift into a trance like state accompanied by the bubbling of the hookahs and the hypnotic ramblings of wild eyed dervishes..yes..everything makes sense now..of course.. it's Lucky Seven!
This is Albion, a whimsical ramble down the green roads and sky notches of England. What a lovely country it remains despite (failed) attempts by government wonks to break it up into unelected regional assemblies etc. Mr Scott plays the harmonium, which is nice.
Next we have Alchemical Brother, one of our early efforts. Philosophical in a slightly soft headed way, all manner of kitchen utensils were pressed into service to make this. At the end two old ladies discuss their husbands' lumbago over tea.
A melancholy ode to a piquant summer many years ago, shamelessly nostalgic - its Mildmay Road - written in 1984 and still crying it's eyes out 24 years later.
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